Monday, July 28, 2008

Surprisingly great top 10 from the summer league......

http://broadband.nba.com/cc/playa.php?content=video&url=http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/nba/nbacom/summer_league/top10_plays_vegas_summerleague_080725.asx

Slap City



This is from the U.S. bball team's 120-65 killing of Canada this past Friday. This Canada group will be one of the worst teams we face, so not much can be taken from it, but a nice collection of highlights, particularly towards the end. Mike Redd dropped 20 in 18 minutes, including 6-8 from 3 pt. range.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Thursday, July 17, 2008

One for the Mug Shot Hall of Fame


Early this morning, police were called on a report that someone was urinating in the parking lot of Buffalo Wild Wings at 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Road. Arriving officers were told that Dick grabbed the teen's tank top and bra and pulled them down, exposing her breasts, Vrooman said.
Witnesses told police that Dick and five companions went to a pickup truck parked at a nearby lot but “we arrived quicker than they were able to leave,” Vrooman said.
Dick was sitting in the front seat next to the driver, and four passengers were in the back seat of the large Honda pickup, Vrooman said.
A curbside lineup was conducted, and Dick was identified by the alleged teenage victim, as well as a witness, according to police.
Marijuana and at least one Xanax pill were found in Dick's pants pockets, Vrooman said.
Dick, whose credits include the TV series “Less Than Perfect” and “NewsRadio,” was booked into the Southwest Detention Center on suspicion of narcotics possession, possession of 28.5 grams of marijuana and misdemeanor sexual battery, according to Riverside County sheriff's jail records.

I knew that cell phones did a lot of shit for you, but this?..................WOW!

http://www.koreus.com/video/telephone-portable-mais-popcorn.html

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Yo, that shit is dooooope...where you cop it?

10:24 AM JOSEPH: yeah
its good stuff
10:26 AM did we already talk about the whole "racine" thing
cant remember if we did sat night
i was in mars
me: what is that
JOSEPH: ha
10:27 AM for now on when you cop something dope/exclusive...you say you got it in racine...
or you ask, where you get that, racine?
me: where that come from
JOSEPH: because when thomps and i went to some gas station outside libertyville
10:28 AM some really small joint we were lost at
dude who worked there strolled up next to me at the sodas
pretended he was looking for something, then just turned and asked if thats the new iphone
then said
"where did you get that? Racine?"
10:29 AM me: ha, so sad and funny
JOSEPH: i know
just being in a place where if you see something you never seen
you just assume its a racine purchase
son must have got those new jordans in racine or somethin
10:30 AM urban dictionary
me: add that shit
10:32 AM JOSEPH: and then dude stapped about farve
snapped
like he was going to mirk anyone saying he may play backup
me: cluckman

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Mass Media, sons


I've begun posting videos from Madison West's mass media class during our highschool years - see if you recognize someone funny:
















URBAN ART

STEP INTO THE SQUARE CIRCLE

DREAM ON

More to come soon...

Monday, July 14, 2008

Milwaukee is the reason the Bucks suck

Richard Jefferson going to Milwaukee …. HAHAHA! Oh man, now that is funny. When I heard that, I started laughing. Oh man, did I start laughing. You know why? Because every player hates Milwaukee. Nobody wants to live in Milwaukee. I’m sorry, Milwaukee, to come down hard on you, but no one in the NBA wants to play in Milwaukee. From him going from New Jersey, actually from New York (because he lives in New York), from New York to Milwaukee is like going … let’s just say it’s not going to sit well with you. That was a funny one when I heard that one. I know Yi is happy though.

-Gilbert Arenas

Friday, July 11, 2008

Another Reason to Love the Crew


The second time they've done this in a week, after giving CC a nice dousing after his first start as a Brewer. This came during the post-game press conference, before Corey knew he was an All-Star. Side note, his daughter certainly thought her life was over here and will either love or hate beer when she's older.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Saturday, July 05, 2008

So I was reading Salon.com on my iPhone sitting in my Eames chair ...

"Yes, because do you know how white people consume "The Wire"? Netflix subscription watched on their MacBook."

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/07/05/white_people/

By the way, who do you all think is the whitest person we know?

I nominate Guy. Anybody else?

Friday, July 04, 2008

Pulitzer for a Heart Attack

Great work by Crocker Stephenson in detailing the greatest story ever told.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Stick to The Bachlorette You Fucker


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by bsap11

I'll let the folks at Awful Announcing give you the full story, but c'mon Joe really? Dude sounds like such an old and sad man (in fact, he is) . It's your job to announce games on the largest stage possible, but all you do is read some notes and have your assistant give you the relevant info to prepare? At least I have a better understanding as to why there are so many terrible announcers in sports. Joe is also responsible for the trend of announcers acting as if a fan running on the field is akin to murder and also loves condemning Randy Moss for disgusting acts. Fuck you and the Cardinals, Joe Buck.

Another horrible album cover.........

The Best Possible Ending to the FLDS Saga

Hey, I guess if you get heaps of free press for running a statutory rape cult, you might as well try to parlay it into a lucrative business.

http://fldsdress.com/index.php

someone's getting happy.

might not be safe for work, but definitely more safe than the titties.


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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

MACHETE !


So the good news is the Weinsteins greenlighted this project, the bad news is it still isn't in production.. . hopefully 2010 ??