Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
For a Stiff Republican Politician, This Man Can Write a Mean Love Letter
Excerpt From an e-mail From Governor Mark Sanford to his Argentinian Mistress, Maria:
You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light ...
... while all the things above are all too true - at the same time we are in a hopelessly - or as you put it impossible - or how about combine and simply say hopelessly impossible situation of love. How in the world this lightening strike snuck up on us I am still not quite sure. As I have said to you before I certainly had a special feeling about you from the first time we met, but these feelings were contained and I genuinely enjoyed our special friendship and the comparing of all too many personal notes ...
I also suspect I feel a little vulnerable because this is ground I have never certainly never covered before - so if you have pearls of wisdom on how we figure all this out please let me know... In the meantime please sleep soundly knowing that despite the best efforts of my head my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul.
You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light ...
... while all the things above are all too true - at the same time we are in a hopelessly - or as you put it impossible - or how about combine and simply say hopelessly impossible situation of love. How in the world this lightening strike snuck up on us I am still not quite sure. As I have said to you before I certainly had a special feeling about you from the first time we met, but these feelings were contained and I genuinely enjoyed our special friendship and the comparing of all too many personal notes ...
I also suspect I feel a little vulnerable because this is ground I have never certainly never covered before - so if you have pearls of wisdom on how we figure all this out please let me know... In the meantime please sleep soundly knowing that despite the best efforts of my head my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul.
Monday, June 01, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Saltines & 7UP

Remember back in the day when you used to pretend to be sick then stay home from school to beat off to Kiana's Flex Appeal and Bodyshaping on ESPN? Yeah, you remember those Silicone laced whores in bikinis lifting weights and giving nutrition advice?
This was a little before you were in your parents 'office' paying for internet by the minute and downloading .gifs from Geocities groups at the hope of getting a little glimpse of a titty. Then fronting to your friends that you had your own phone line.
I'm telling you these kids today are spoiled. I used to have to steal trading cards of naked women from the comic book store and hide them from my dad and use my mom's $40 conditioner as lube.
In the spirit of Kiana Tom and the rest of the cast from Bodyshaping, Fitness Beach, and CO-ED training I present to you Rosa Acosta:
Midwest Broadcast presents Flyover Land

Midwest Broadcast just dropped the Midwest Broadcast: Flyover Land mixtape for free download. A lot of good twin cities hip hop as well as some love for Madison. (Dumate, Flukie Stokes, Guante) Plus the homeys No Bird Sing from EC/MPLS.
You can cop here.
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Exonerated
The legal clinic I work for just won a big case. You'll probably all find this pretty interesting.
Sunday, May 03, 2009
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