Thursday, May 21, 2009

Saltines & 7UP



Remember back in the day when you used to pretend to be sick then stay home from school to beat off to Kiana's Flex Appeal and Bodyshaping on ESPN? Yeah, you remember those Silicone laced whores in bikinis lifting weights and giving nutrition advice?

This was a little before you were in your parents 'office' paying for internet by the minute and downloading .gifs from Geocities groups at the hope of getting a little glimpse of a titty. Then fronting to your friends that you had your own phone line.

I'm telling you these kids today are spoiled. I used to have to steal trading cards of naked women from the comic book store and hide them from my dad and use my mom's $40 conditioner as lube.

In the spirit of Kiana Tom and the rest of the cast from Bodyshaping, Fitness Beach, and CO-ED training I present to you Rosa Acosta:

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