An obnoxious pseudo-philosophic movie full of staggering pretentiousness

Dave Eggers, John Krasinski, and Sam Mendes (director of American Beauty fame) are making a movie. Separately, each person taken in small doses is semi-tolerable. But together, they form a region of space in which the emo-gravitational field is so powerful that nothing, not even light, can escape its pull after having fallen past its event horizon.


Only god or death metal can save us now. But we must act quick before they take the rest of America's youths.