Monday, May 19, 2008

Innovation.


I bet you thought you were pretty creative when you made that pipe out of a Sprite can when you were 15. I bet you thought you were the man when you made a pipe out of pieces of fruit when you were 17, Macgyver couldn't even fuck with you. Well two Houston teenagers have officially topped all of your home made pipes and bongs.

"Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man’s grave, left with the head and turned it into a “bong.” -
Houston Chronicle

3 comments:

teddytoothtaker said...

Look at those pictures and tell me they aren't some how related to dubb.

E.Mitz said...

talk about smoking your head off

arhess83 said...

Just the head? In my day we'd use the whole corpse.