Thursday, January 29, 2009

The style and class that dictates the manor in which we dress conjures thoughts of superhuman abilities


Apollo Kids
Ghostface Killer

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Uh-huh, uh-huh, motherfucker, uh-huh,

(Yes, that is correct, sir, correct indeed)
Yeah, I see that, I see that
(Yes, I am aware of your threats and demands, I am indeed aware)
All y'all fake motherfuckers up in the joint, huh?
(Apparently there are several to many people present with similarly offensive threats and demands, correct?)
Stealin my light, huh? Watch me, duke, watch me
(Is it or is it not true that you would like to defame my status in an attempt to directly increase your own? Be prepared for my retaliation against such aspirations, duke, be prepared.)
Yo, check these up top murderous
(Everyone, if I may please have your attention, I would like you to be aware of several powerful individuals intending on engaging in malicious activities)
Snowy in the bezzle as the cloud merges
(If I may draw a comparison to stress the level of harm these individuals are intending: a traditionally lucrative, and safe asset instantaneously and inexplicably loses the majority of it's value.)
F.B.I. try and want word with this
(Please be aware that the most powerful of authorities are engaging in routine intelligence-gathering activities, some of which have included myself)
Kid who punked out bust a shot up in the beacon
(The intensity with which these interrogations are being carried out has led one inexperienced individual to illegally discharge his firearm within a religious institution, or the equivalent thereof)
Catch me in the corner not speakin'
(I however, having far more experience, can be noticed calmly electing not to participate in the investigation with said authorities by way of silence)
Crushed out heavenly, U.G. rock the sweet daddy long fox minks
(The style and class that dictates the manor in which we dress conjures thoughts of superhuman abilities;
my affiliate and friend, U-God, can be seen wearing the finest of the full-length animal-fur coats, usually restricted for those participating in activities such as prostitution and/or human-trafficking)
Chicken and brocolli, Wally's look stinky
(Quail and brussel sprouts, my fine leather moccasin-style boots appear to be in need of a good cleaning)
With his man straight from Raleigh Durham, he recognized Kojak
(Said accomplice was in the company of an unnamed, yet mutually friendly individual from Raleigh Durham, and it was to be noted that he recognized the offender Kojak)
I slapped him five, Masta Killa cracked his tiny form
(I deceptively greeted said offender by way of an open palm handshake-style greeting, while another mutual accomplice, Masta Killa, followed up with forceful action resulting in termnial damage against said offender)
E'rybody break bread, huddle around
(The prosperous times that ensued may be noticed by all parties involved living comfortably, harmoniously, as one)
Guzzle that, I'm about to throw a hand in your bag
(We shall celebrate these prosperous times by indulging in copious amounts of intoxicating beverages, and if by chance my container is emptied before yours I will be forcibly attain yours)
Since the face been revealed, game got real
(Once the truly powerful have been established and made public, the bylaws and code of ethics will be re-established accordingly)
Radio been gassin niggaz, my imposters scream they ill
(Elements of the Mass Media have been participating in routinely slanderous activities, the most unfortunate of which is allowing my competitors to claim their superiority and originality)
I'm the inventor, '86 rhymin at the center
(The style with which I engage in my vocation shall be considered ultimately original, it shall be noted that 'original' in this circumstance refers to recycling and incorporating pre-existing styles into my own)
Debut '93 LP told you to Enter
(My debut thesis in the year of 1993 was deliverd in long-play recorded format, the title of which was derived from the command 'Enter The 36 Chambers')
Punk faggot niggaz stealin my light
(Again, there are several to many distasteful individuals interested in decreasing my celebrity status in hopes of directly increasing their own)
Crawl up in the bed with grandma,
(I have pubescent memories of being comforted by older members of my immediate family)
beneath the La-Z-Boy where ya hid ya knife
(The difficulty of the childhood I faced can be better understood by way of a metaphor: the knife my grandmother hid beneath her resting chair to be used in the defense of our family)
Ghost is back, stretch Cadillacs, fruit cocktails
(I, please call me by my nickname Ghost, am present again, utilizing my extended cab luxury limosuine and fruit cocktails to convey both supreme class and taste)
Hit the shells at Paul's Pastry Rack
(On this fine drive I will surely stop into my favorite local bakery, Paul's, for the purpose of purchasing a tobacco cigar that can, and likely will be converted into a marijuana smoking device)

2 comments:

arhess83 said...

I've always thought that "crawl up in the bed with grandma" was an imperative sentence directed at the "punk faggot niggaz," the purpose of which is to suggest they are cowards who would hide form him like small children in the loving arms of their grandmothers.

Sbrilli said...

Ha! It's like this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk

You've prolly already seen it tho!!