Thursday, April 03, 2008

Dewey Decimals




collegian.com - Penn State Police confirmed yesterday that they have filed charges against Nittany Lions basketball player Stanley Pringle in an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last Thursday in Pattee Library. Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating. Police have filed charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct against him in connection to the incident, but Centre County District Judge Jonathan Grine, who is out of the office, was unable to sign the criminal complaint as of 2 p.m. today. Without the signed complaint, Pringle cannot be formally arrested.

I would be somewhat more accepting of this if Penn State actually made the tournament, but what the fuck? You have to earn the right to masturbate in public. If PSU would have even made the NIT this chick probably would have talked to him in the first place and we could have avoided all this confusion.

1 comment:

hugelush said...

in the stacks homie, in the stacks