Monday, June 23, 2008

Kazaam!!!

Adding to the many reasons that Shaq is much greater in every way than Kobe "tell me how my ass tastes" Bryant:

http://deadspin.com/5018959/shaquille-oneal-wont-mince-words-about-kobe-bryant

The line of the song, which some of us can certainly take something from:

"I love 'em, I don't leave 'em, I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em."

That actually sounds like the chorus for the safe-sex song at NBA rookie orientation, to be performed every year due to a court order by Shawn Kemp Jason Caffey.

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