Friday, February 13, 2009

Fiscally Conservative, Sexually Liberal

Valentines day is here and you forgot to make reservations to your favorite restaurant for you and your girl, she still hasn’t quite forgiven you for that Chris Brown inspired beating / biting you put on her the other night and Barack's stimulus plan ain’t making your wallet swell no time soon. Time to get creative.

Skip the Russel Stovers this year and get her what she really wants…a new mixtape guaranteed to break your rewind buttons and keep her panties wet. Let your mind travel to a simpler time where you could turn a 5 pack of maxells and a Columbia House music subscription in to a masterpiece guaranteed to get you a mediocre handjob in the back of your parent’s station wagon.

Just in time for your boot knockin’, panty dropping, baby making bedroom playlists tomorrow night. All of your favorite slow jams from the 90’s together in one collection perfect to get your bubble bath and back rub on.




1. H-Town: Knockin’ Da Boots
2. Janet Jackson: Love Scene (Ooh Baby)
3. Keith Sweat: Nobody
4. Ready for the World: Love you Down
5. Janet Jackson: Would you mind
6. Ginuwine: So Anxious
7. Toni Braxton: You’re making me high
8. R. Kelly: Bump N’ Grind (Remix)
9. Silk: Freak Me
10. TLC: Red Light Special
11. Mercedes: I can Tell
12. Usher: Nice & Slow
13. Something for the people: My love is the Shhh
14. Tony! Toni! Toné!: Lay your head on my pillow
15. Jodeci: Feenin’
16. Boyz II Men: I’ll make love to you


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1 comment:

hugelush said...

break your rewind buttons