An attempt to bury the previous post

Serg from beerandrap and OhWord drops some knowledge on drinking beer:

"I like beer because drinking beer shows dedication and perseverance. Drinking liquor is for bitch ass motherfuckers who can’t commit to drunkness. Doing shots is cute but I’m in this game for the long run. I’m not going to cheat myself by throwing back shots with mall pussy because I know that there is no better sense of accomplishment than waking up on your living room floor with your face a little crusty surrounded by a mountain of empty beer cans that you just destroyed the fuck out of.

Drinking beer with people can teach you a shitload of crap that books and shit can not. For instance you can learn a lot about a person by what they drink. Take dudes that drink Bud Light, those guys are usually fucking bitches. If you’re going to drink shitty beer then drink real shitty beer, like Pabst or fucking Busch. Speaking of shitty beer, we have the High Life dudes. They are a strange one because in some cities it’s a hipster beer, although PBR seems to reign king with girlpants that don’t want to put too much of a dent into their art school allowance (in other locales High Life is also frequented by this group). Thing is that in other cities High Life is just another shitty beer, like Milwaukee’s Best, that broke high school kids drink for cheap. Then we have the dudes who drink Coors; those guys are usually racist assholes. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone drink Coors Light in public. That shit is an embarrassment to pussies everywhere.

Guys who drink Keystone are usually retarded or they wear white hats, Ambercrombie shirts, and say bro a lot. Not to be confused with Natural Ice drinkers who don’t say bro as much. But the thing about Natural Ice is that when it is sold in the tall can you will usually find a 30’s something black male named Jimmy drinking it. Jimmy works for the city and can get you a backhoe on Sundays to clear out your ditch for about twenty bucks and some cold ones. Jimmy is cool as fuck and will even by your underaged ass some brews too if you give him a ride over to the store on east 29th(thanks Jimmy).

Then we come to the Michelob guys, who the fuck buys this shit? Those are the dudes who think beer is yucky but buy this shit because they thought those commercials from the 80’s were sophisticated. Budwieser is the beer that even if you don’t like it you learn to drink it because you can’t get away from that shit. Everyone from your mom to nascar fans drinks this shit. Oh and Budweiser Select is the new Michelob but for people who don’t remember those shitty commercials or Pontiac Fiero’s. There is also fucking Killigans Red and Pete’s Wicked. These beers are usually drunk by high school kids who wish to be more sophisticated than their High Life counterparts. Their fathers were probably Michelob drinkers. Rolling Rock is for the athletic types who prefer their beer to be more like water with faint aftertaste. Rolling Rock light is for the people these types fuck in the ass. Corona is for white people who are really trying to make it though their Cinco De Mayo happy hour party and still load up on free chips and salsa.

Some of you might be thinking “hey I drink that I’m not _________!” You people are wrong, you’re _________ as fuck and you know it. Stop drinking weak shit and get some good beer because if you’re going to get drunk as fuck why pump yourself full of crap? You think race cars run on am/pm gas? No. Step your game up and buy some beer that will really wreck your shit up tomorrow morning. Fuck what any stoner says, hangovers are just another notch in the belt of a person who has proved that they can beat the shit out of any bitch ass hemp necklace."

I can't say that I agree with the piece in its entirety because drinking whiskey is hardbody. But your selection in beverage probably does carry with it some social stereotypes whether intentional or not.

Just be aware that if you drink too much Makers Mark you'll be dancing in your living room to Madonna with an overly aggressive gay flight attendant who is a celebrity on the internet and waking up questioning your sexuality and wondering why you let so many douche bags smoke cigarettes in your apartment while trying to fix a $600 plumbing problem with $3.89 worth of parts from the local hardware store.